Jon and I were out in the woods on some kind of day trip. There were other people with us, but I don't remember who they were right now. I know there was a sheriff or park ranger of some kind, but that's about it. Anyway, we were out in the woods, and there was this big, evil, demonic deer.
The deer was very tall, but really skinny... Kind of like the skinny "got milk" vow. He had long skinny arms and legs too. His head was really, REALLY big though. His snout was long and sort of wideish, but it was open on top, and there were about fifty or so spikes sticking out of it. He had antlers, but I don't remember specifics. What I remember most were his eyes, which were small and white, and very evil.
I don't know what all was happening, but the basic gist of it was that he was after Jon, myself and the rest of our group. It got to a point where it was just me, Jon and the sheriff person in the woods, because everyone else had been killed. The sheriff had something to do with it... he'd unleashed this deer's power somehow.
Jon and I went to this little tipi village to find out what had happened. It turned out that a man (I think the sheriff) had played some kind of dice game with this little Indian girl, and he'd lost, so this deer was roaming around killing people. So, Jon and I decided to play against this little girl to see if we could win and stop it.
Jon rolled the dice, and lost, but I rolled against her and won first try. This old Indian woman, who I assume was her grandmother, told me mysteriously, "You've always been lucky, haven't you?" Basically from this point, the idea became that because I was so lucky, I was invincible, and thus could be fearless.
The dream sort of fast-forwarded, and I was scaring the deer into the woods, growling at him and making clawing motions at it. The deer just looked at me with hatred and vengeance, and took off running after Jon, because he couldn't kill me. I ran off after them, just in time to see Jon kneeling on the ground facing me, with a spear impaled through him from his lower back out through the middle of his chest.
I got angry because the deer had killed Jon, and I jumped up into the air with a stick of my own, sort of like a big log. It was like slow motion, and I jumped unnaturally high and came down unnaturally slow. I missed the deer, but I knew I had to bounce on a log.
I don't know if I actually killed the deer or not. The next thing I remember is coming to a cliff, and diving off the side. This 20-sided die appeared as I was falling into oblivion. Knowing that I was lucky, I took the dice and rolled a twenty. This hexagon-shaped object (which kind of reminded me of a children's toy) appeared, and I could spin it backwards as far as I wanted.
It was like a time machine, and I turned it back further and further until Jon and I were unpacking at a beach. To avoid the deer and everything else, I'd apparently just changed our plans. Then all of a sudden, it was me watching this beach scene on TV at Celia's apartment. My godson tottered down the hall, and I took out the beach DVD so he could watch cartoons.
And THAT is my crazy ass dream.
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